Let's make this easy to grok, shall we?

Us: Highly-competent nerds, in the webhosting business since late 2002. Based in Minnesota, but serving most of the world. Friendly, non-smoking, courteous, with occasionally offbeat senses of humor (have you seen some of our advertising?), and very, very good at what we do.

Also, we have an awesome new, freshly tuned and configured server cluster in Phoenix which has just three customers on it, a situation we'd really like to remedy.

You: A reasonably decent human, humanoid, vaguely humanoid cybernetic hybrid, or feline (all hail our feline overlords!) with discerning online browsing habits, and either a website, or a desire to build a website, as well as four bucks.

Can you guess where this is going?

So, yeah. Odds are, if you're here, you're interested in web or blog hosting. Let's cut to the chase - why pick us? Because we're really, really good at what we do. We're not spastic college students, computer-illiterate venture capitalists out to make a quick buck, or unemployed former middle-managers who've turned to the internet in desperation. We're computer geeks who do this for a living, and have for years.

We're moderately awesome at what we do. (And, obviously, quite humble about that fact.) We don't compete on price, but on quality and value. We provide a variety of good services, backed by a lot of technical know-how, and fast and friendly support by e-mail and telephone. We were doing this a couple of years ago, and we'll still be doing this a couple of years from now.

A lot of hosts want to dazzle you with flashy websites and meaningless marketing terms and pictures of half-naked women; they want to promise you the moon and the stars and an endless parade of dancing, smiling puppies. That's not our thing.

We'd rather be good... and we are.

What are we offering? 512 megabytes of disk space on our new distributed hosting cluster (webserver in Arizona, mailserver in Illinois, DNS servers in Florida and California) to do with more-or-less as you wish, 25,600 megabytes (a/k/a 25 gigabytes) of transfer per calendar month, five domains, all the usual amenities normally found with LAMP (Linux / Apache / MySQL / PHP) hosting - multiple databases, e-mail accounts (supporting full end-to-end SSL encryption), fast and easy FTP access, the easy-to-use Kloxo control panel, full daily statistics, et al - plus fun and geeky - yet extremely important! - things like fully-redundant DNS service and highly-effective anti-spam filtering. Plus, you know, friendly and helpful support, regular offsite backups, and that kind of boring but responsible stuff.

Normally we'd charge $12 per month for this. Seeing as there are almost no customers on our new server, and we want to put ten people on there Real Soon Now(TM), we're offering this for $4 per month, on a month-to-month contract with a seven-day money-back guarantee.

---> 75% off! Save $96 a year! <---

Obviously, this is a nigh-unbeatable limited-time offer, good for the first ten people. Seeing as only four customers have signed up so far, there is still the chance for you to become one of them... if you act now!

To do so, simply click below to pay with either your choice of PayPal or 2CheckOut:

Billing period Monthly ($4.00/month) Quarterly ($12.00/quarter) Yearly ($40/year - 2mo free!)

or click here to

with a credit card using 2CheckOut

Setup takes between three and twelve hours, depending on how fast payment clears, how fast anti-fraud checks complete, and what time of day you order. (Hey, we gotta eat and sleep too, you know.) You can speed things up slightly by e-mailing us with a desired domain name, as this will help us help you.

If you have higher space or bandwidth needs, please feel free to contact us, and we'll see what we can do to help.

We're calling this "blog hosting" because if you use Wordpress - the best blogging software around - or would like to use Wordpress, or use something else but can be convinced to let us migrate you to Wordpress, we'll provide free management and configuration. Tweaking, optimization, that kind of thing. Why? Because it turns out we're good at it, and we like to, you know, help people.

You don't have to run a blog, obviously. It's webhosting; you can do just about whatever you like, so long as you don't break the law or our terms of service. (No spamming, hacking, cracking, phreaking, warez, phishing, probing, IRC, rapidleech, torrents, proxies... and no forums. No, not even PhpBB or VBulletin. See these grey hairs? Sorry; not worth the inevitable drama.) Mildly-NSFW adult content is absolutely fine; outright pr0n, not so much so.

Check out some customer's sites: Entropic Memes, and mlah.

Got questions? Want advice? Need help? We're here for you! See our contact page to get in touch. Or call us, if that's your thing.

All sites hosted really must, naturally, comply with our Terms of Service.

We unconditionally guarantee that failure to take advantage of this limited-time offer will leave you feeling remorseful for at least ten seconds. Also, it will make us sad, which will make our kitties sad, and you don't really want to do that, now do you?